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archiemcphee:

“Last weekend, The New York Botanical Garden brought on master food sculptor Ray Villafane to carve zombies out of two giant pumpkins, one of which was the world’s heaviest pumpkin. He used the “pale flesh Brant and Eleanor Bordsen’s 1,693 pound pumpkin for the zombies” and the world record-holding 1818.5 pound pumpkin from Kelsey and Jim Bryson was used as the base.”

[via Laughing Squid]

This entire sculpture is awesome, but using those messy, stringy pumpkin innards as zombie gore is a particularly nice touch.

THIS IS GLORIOUS!!

toptumbles:

One of the most terrifying moments of my childhood

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One of the most terrifying moments of my childhood

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Every time

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Every time

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I don’t always bark…

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I don’t always bark…

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Bitch please

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Bitch please

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As you wish…

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As you wish…

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Parents just don’t understand

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Parents just don’t understand

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This deserves a repost

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This deserves a repost

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All the time

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All the time